Something totally weird happened the other day.
I was skimming through a passage in my Bible trying to find a specific verse.
And. I am not making this up. For a split second, my eyes legit went to the top of the page as if I was going to be able to hit ctrl f and the word I was looking for would pop up.
Um. Too much computer time, much?
People. You can not push control and f when you are reading real live books. Did you know this?
Ya. I thought you might not know.
I was thinking of it again today went I went into my barn to try and find the battery charger for my drill. You do know I am a power tool freak, right? I have got some good stories about all of that.
But that’s for another time.
Anyways. I was thinking the same thing…wouldn’t it be nice if I could just hit ctrl f and the charger would like light up or something.
Can we be getting any lazier? Right?! I mean, how about I slow down and take an extra five minutes and just look?! Why do I think everything needs a shortcut.
How about this one…when people text with “thx” or “R U coming?”
I’m sorry. Was the thumb movement to add in the anks a little bit too much for you to handle today?
Was your day so overwhelming that you couldn’t add the a,e,y and u for the sentence?
Seriously now. Maybe we should stop making everything a shortcut!! ha!!
I have been getting so frustrated with my phone lately because it is so stinking slow. And when I say slow, I mean it takes a solid 12 seconds before a page opens. I mean seriously. Do I really have the time in my day to be waiting 12 seconds for things? Come on now.
I have things to do. And here I am, trying to find shortcuts for studying my Bible.
I don’t think it gets any worse than that.
So, I should have warned you before you wasted the last 3 minutes of your night reading this…this whole entire post has literally no point.
I just wanted to tell you how I was trying to shortcut things. And I thought it was funny.
And since we are all such good friends, I just knew you would find it funny too!
And I wish you could be all…OMG!! I just did the same thing last week! or…
NO WAY! Get a load of what I did!
But since this is non interactive, me rambling on about a totally unimportant, small aspect of my life is where this is going to have to come to an end.
So with that.
I have to go put my boys to bed. Is there a shortcut for that?
CALM DOWN!! I am joking 🙂
(but seriously. send me a private message. ha!)